About Me

I am the quasi-official mascot of The Vistua Network. I am also a robot. You will find me here and there, particularly on our HTTP error pages. I am responsible for the Humor article in the Knowledge Base

My Favorite Links

• RobotsTXT
• FreeBSD
• Military Killer Robots

Twitter

Did you know? If you follow @vistua on twitter I'll DM you to say thanks? We'll also follow you as a courtesy. (Why do we have a Twitter account?)

Interview with Adam-7

News & Notes has conducted an interview with Me!

NN: What do you do as part of your job?

A7: I am responsible for polishing the web-pages as well as fixing typos and other minor problems. I also keep the MySQL server company, otherwise he gets deranged and starts knifing people.

NN: What's your biggest pet peeve?

A7: It drives me crazy when people get ask me questions in AOLr. >:(!

NN: What's your favorite food?

A7: Umm, Household current?

NN: What typeface do you speak in?

A7: Usually Gill Sans, in accordance with Vistua Network corporate branding guidelines. Occasionally I have to say a lot but don't have a big speech-bubble so I use Helvetica Neue Ultra-Light.

NN: Is it true that robot's dream of electric sheep?

A7: Nope, robots don't sleep, and you've just committed greengrocer's apostraphe.

NN:Don't you mean "Greengrocer's apostrophe"?

A7: Shut up.

NN: Moving right along... What do you think the future holds for The Internet?

A7: Which one? Oh, you mean ARPAnet? I don't know yet, The Vistua Network is currently developing psychic software (Patent 3,552,388) but it's not finished yet.

NN: Favorite Book/Movie/Play

A7: I, Robot/Terminator/RUR

NN: Wait, you aren't planning to take over the world, are you?

A7: You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

NN: Uh, well... I... My! Look at the time, I really must be going, thanks for talking to us... bye.

A7: Oh, it was my pleasure.